An Actual Exchange at a Winery

Man Behind Bar: I used to live in Salt Lake.
Me: Ah! I was raised Mormon.
Man Behind Bar: (Looking intently at my wine glass) Are you Jack Mormon?
Me: No, I’m an EX-Mormon.
Man Behind Bar: (Smiling widely) You’re destined for Outer Darkness!
Me: Yes I am.

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